Made for the RPG Maker 10 Day RTP Challenge #1.

NOTICE: No sense was used in the creation of this game. Proceed at your own risk.


Controls:

- WASD / Arrow Keys / for movement.

- [Z] or [E] for OK, [X] or [Q] for cancel.

- Mouse controls available. Click for movement/OK, Right click for Cancel.

Fullscreen available from options. Menu is completely irrelevant otherwise.

Game will autosave at appropriate moments and will eat Slot 1, so use another slot if for some reason you want to.


FAQ:

Q: (Insert any question)

Answer: You're right, and I'm sorry.


Let me know if you find any bugs!

Updated 14 hours ago
Published 5 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(3 total ratings)
AuthorChXris
GenrePuzzle
Made withRPG Maker
TagsComedy, Dark Humor, Parody, RPG Maker, RPG Maker MV, satire
Code licenseGNU General Public License v2.0 (GPL)
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse

Development log

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Your chicken follower can block The Impatient Man out of the jail.

That bug aside, peak. Haven't found the secret ending tho

(1 edit)

Oh crap, I completely forgot followers had collision lol, will fix it asap. You can have all 7 followers btw

Thanks for the heads up! The secret ending can be triggered in the “whitespace”. Check your menu constantly, you’ll see it immediately.

(+1)

10/10. The secret ending was a pain to find but it was so worth it.

(+1)

Made it easier to find. Your feedback is appreciated.

(+1)

Milk is waaaay too hard to find ngl.... And encountered a bug right after trying to investigate more of where it is.


10/10

(+1)

Feature

(+1)

this changed my life im pretty sure. incredible. fantastic. MILK.

(+2)

I am merely a vessel

(+1)

Absolute cinema...

Finally some culture around here