Made for the RPG Maker 10 Day RTP Challenge #1.

NOTICE: No sense was used in the creation of this game. Proceed at your own risk.


Controls:

- WASD / Arrow Keys / for movement.

- [Z] or [E] for OK, [X] or [Q] for cancel.

- Mouse controls available. Click for movement/OK, Right click for Cancel.

Fullscreen available from options. Menu is completely irrelevant otherwise.

Game will autosave at appropriate moments and will eat Slot 1, so use another slot if for some reason you want to.


FAQ:

Q: (Insert any question)

Answer: You're right, and I'm sorry.


Let me know if you find any bugs!

Updated 22 days ago
Published 26 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(6 total ratings)
AuthorChXris
GenrePuzzle
Made withRPG Maker
TagsComedy, Dark Humor, Parody, RPG Maker, RPG Maker MV, satire
Code licenseGNU General Public License v2.0 (GPL)
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse

Development log

Comments

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I laughed a lot even thought it was night time, I played over 24:00. I had a lot of fun. I laughed more than any other movies and games I have seen recently. Even thought freegames are free, I wish there would be more games like this in the world. That respond to the curiousity of players.

The use of music is very good. It has a good balance of seriousness and humor. Without a sense of humor, it would be difficult.

I'm glad to have played your game til the end. I was able to read English without any delay.

I would like to let people know more about this game.

Thank you very much!
Keep on letting your creativity show more!

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Thanks so much for playing! I’m really glad you enjoyed it, and I formally congratulate you on making it through all the nonsense all the way to the end. Absolute beast!

Looking forward to seeing more from you too!

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Peak Meme - Peak - Discover & Share GIFs

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This isn’t even my final form

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Incredible game, I laughed and cried and got a little wet too. Peak gameplay and storytelling, Final Fartasy can only dream of being MILK.

Will increase the wetness factor for next version. Your feedback is appreciated.

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Your chicken follower can block The Impatient Man out of the jail.

That bug aside, peak. Haven't found the secret ending tho

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Oh crap, I completely forgot followers had collision lol, will fix it asap. You can have all 7 followers btw

Thanks for the heads up! The secret ending can be triggered in the “whitespace”. Check your menu constantly, you’ll see it immediately.

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10/10. The secret ending was a pain to find but it was so worth it.

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Made it easier to find. Your feedback is appreciated.

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Milk is waaaay too hard to find ngl.... And encountered a bug right after trying to investigate more of where it is.


10/10

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Feature

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this changed my life im pretty sure. incredible. fantastic. MILK.

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I am merely a vessel

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Absolute cinema...

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Finally some culture around here